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OK, well I'm a bit of a romantic at heart, with a sense of humor, for the most part, and I honestly don't get out a lot. With that said it is safe to say my romantic life is a shame, and ironically it's because of all the above statements. TV lied! TV always said women want romantic, sensitive guys, blah blah blah. Now I'm not a whiney, cryey kind of guy but I am "sensitive" to some extent, generally speaking, I'm probably in touch with my "feminine side" a bit more than that average guy, again, doesn't mean I'm a wuss, just means I should have a better time with women. But TV lied; women don't want all of that. They want to feel special but they want a guy who is all "tough" and "manly" as apposed to a nice guy who cares a bit more about how the girl feels rather than how his favorite sports team is doing or how much he can bench-press. Now I'm not a wuss, or at least much of one, I can currently bench-press my weight of about 160 pounds, give or take about 10 pounds. I’m fairly muscular, but again, I have problems with women, reason being, I don't get out a lot. As you can probably tell, I'm a bit of a computer nerd, in other words I sit at home and play videogames for several hours. But TV lied, women go for the partier, the guy that drinks and smokes, the irresponsible idiot, oh god, I think I just turned into my parents...down the road not across the street (suicide joke)...eh...maybe not yet. So I'm still left with my problem, why don't women go for the good guys, I clearly know my problems and am willing to fix them, and contrary to this little article I'm pretty modest and down-to-earth. I'm really relaxed about many things and for the most part just like to relax as much as I can in this overly complex world, no sense in worrying about things you can't change. But yet again, TV lied. Women don't want the nice guy, they want the "not-nice guy" AKA the (censored) or the (censored), (censored), (censored),(censored), or (censored). Anyw(censored)....ok, over censo(censored)...ok then. But the problem persists, why do women chose the idiots, the obvious solution to said problem is that they themselves are stupid. Now you'd hope that not all attractive women are stupid but they basically are. I have yet to meet an attractive female who isn't terribly conceded, it's hard, to say the least. Attractive women are attractive and they know it, the only person I know to be exempt from said facts is my friend Rosa, who is not only gorgeous but a really good person too. In my opinion Rosa is nearly perfect, she's attractive, kind, and let us not forget she plays videogames, which makes my hobby that much easier if I were to date such a person. The biggest problems with Rosa, however, are not me or her, they are the fact that she lives in Canada and happens to be a few years older than me, more than 3 but less than 6. Regardless, she's definitely a perfect specimen of what I am looking for in the female species, but again, older and in Canada, kind of takes the fun out of it. So the obvious solution to my problem? Wait until I'm older? HELL NO! Move to Canada, there's a mess of attractive women who are into videogames....
